tom “i just can’t say no” hiddleston: actual circus bear

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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yadurl:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

THERE IS NOTHING MORE GOD DAMN ACCURATE.

omg same I’m too drunk

yadurl:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

THERE IS NOTHING MORE GOD DAMN ACCURATE.

omg same I’m too drunk

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excepttheeyes:

"Apart from my transformations, I was happier than I had ever been in my life. For the first time ever, I had friends, three great friends. Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and, of course, your father, Harry  James Potter. Now, my three friends could hardly fail to notice that I disappeared once a month. I made up all sorts of stories. I told them my mother was ill, and that I had to go home to see her…I was terrified they would desert me the moment they found out what I was. But of course, they worked out the truth…And they didn’t desert me at all.”

spankmethorin:

sonjaja:

Casual reminder that Nani was on her way to becoming a Professional Surfer before her parents died and she had to drop everything to look after Lilo.

I apologize, I don’t mean to deter from the heart breaking and yet heart warming message,

Nani has a poster of Mulan on her wall.

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iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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marauder-in-warblerland:

I request the ability to rate fic based on the sounds I make while reading it. As in— I give this story one dying howler monkey and three counts of cackling pervert.

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mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

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whistle while you swallow a spoonful of sugar and your dreams will come true upon a star

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thefaultinourchickennuggets:

stuffertystuffstuff:

Loathe: To feel disgust or intense aversion for.

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fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

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